It must be a pretty funny day at NBC. After ordering two comedy pilots this morning, the network has commissioned three more, all from a cluster of creatives who have previous experience on some of the Peacock’s biggest comedies. The first pilot is a single-camera comedy titled “Crazy For You,” which has “Saturday Night Live” […]
You’ve probably heard of it… heck, you may even have smelled it by now! It’s Gwyneth Paltrow‘s vagina!
OK, technically it’s not called that. No, the new product flying off the shelves from GOOP is actually called “This Smells Like My Vagina.” But yes, it is a genital-scented candle. We assume a waxed one. *badum-psh!*
For real though, what the ever-lovin’ eff was Gwyneth thinking with this one?? Women spend millions on beauty products every year to cover up their natural odors, and the Avengers: Endgame star made one you can waft towards yourself.
So how did this happen??
“It sort of started as a joke,” as she explained on Wednesday’s Late Night With Seth Meyers.
“I was with ‘The Nose’ Douglas Little for his brand “Heretic,” and we were kind of messing around. And I smelled this beautiful thing and I was like, ‘This smells like my vagina.’ And I was kidding, obviously. And we were on mushrooms… No! We weren’t on mushrooms!”
Man, she can’t stop kidding! LOLz!
But she wasn’t joking when she released the candle with that name printed on the label! Like many, let us say inside jokes, it just grew and grew. Gwyneth recounted:
“It actually became a really funny thing where it was, A: Really funny to us, but also a little bit punk rock.”
Punk rock? Well, “This Smells Like My Vagina” does sound like the title of a Vandals song we guess. But there was more to it. Gwyneth continued:
“And, you know, I think women, a lot of us have grown up feeling certain degrees of shame around or body, or whatever. So this is just a little bit of a, you know, subversive candle for all of us out there.”
But does it really smell like her vajayjay? She certainly isn’t opening up about that aspect if it does. We have to imagine half the people buying this thing are doing so out of sheer morbid curiosity, and if she admitted it was really just a mix of lavender and passionfruit that would definitely ruin the, er, feminine mystique of it all.
We think maybe Gwyneth intends the candle to be a feminist statement sort of taking back the idea of the natural smell of a woman in general, not her specifically. After all, if the candle Goop was selling was called Gwyneth’s Vagina that would be the most narcissistic thing anyone has ever done, and… Well… OK, we guess it’s possible. LOLz!
Hear the lifestyle guru’s explanation for yourself (below)!
[Image via Late Night With Seth Meyers/YouTube/WENN.]
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This may be the most raucous edition of “Day Drinking” Seth Meyers has ever done! Must be all the testosterone…
On Tuesday’s Late Night, the Jonas Brothers dropped by and drank and played games and drank and sang and DRANK.
So as not to be outnumbered, Seth enlisted the help of his hot brother Josh Meyers and 30 Rock star Jack McBrayer, who isn’t related at all but whose name almost rhymes with theirs if you’re really drunk.
In addition to some very stupid drinking games, the bros also took on the challenge of writing and performing a song in just five minutes given only a pre-written title drawn from a bucket. The Jonas Brothers got In Bed By 9 which they managed to turn into an impressively filthy song using the number 69. Bet you never thought you’d see this back in the purity ring days!
Ch-ch-check out the hilarious video (above)!
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Left-wing documentary filmmaker Michael Moore appeared on the Late Night with Seth Meyers Tuesday and said “if we don’t fix climate change, like, now,” then “we don’t have four years,” before we’re all “done.”
Believe it or not, it can get a bit boring on movie sets; especially when those sets are in remote Nova Scotian fishing villages and you have no one to talk to besides Willem Dafoe and a difficult seagull.
Luckily for Robert Pattinson, he found a way to pass the time while filming his latest movie The Lighthouse: reading the riveting Yelp reviews for two local sex shops!
On Tuesday’s episode of Late Night with Seth Meyers, the actor explained the area where he shot the nautical psychological horror film was known for having two sex shops locals apparently couldn’t get enough of.
He recalled to Seth Meyers:
“There were two pretty highly-frequented sex shops. Which I was — someone was telling me about — I went before the show, I tried to kind of find — ‘cause I’d sort of pass the time by looking at Yelp reviews and so many people used to write these Yelp reviews. And this is a town of maybe 400 people — well, maybe a little more than 400. But I could meet these people in the local shop if I wanted to.”
Well, that explains why there was so much sexual tension in the film… LOLz!
The new Batman went on to say he planned to read the Yelp reviews for Seth’s audience, but, alas, they are no longer available. He admitted:
“But then I tried to look up to find some funny stories for this, and I couldn’t find any of the reviews. They’ve all been taken down. And there’s just a few people who have just checked in on Facebook. What’s up, Annabelle W.?”
Hmm… maybe it was all in his head??
The Twilight alum didn’t say if he purchased anything from either sex shop, but he did reveal he went to a neighboring store and picked up a “lobster-fisherman outfit” that didn’t work for him at all when he got back to El Lay.
“I was thinking whilst I was in Yarmouth that they looked like — ‘Oh, these are like ‘90s Yohji, kind of stuff.’… To be very particular about my fashion, when I came out to L.A. wearing, like, full-on bright yellow waterproof fisherman outfits. And it was just — they are designed for fishing… Didn’t work at all.”
He told Seth he looked like “a hazmat Paddington bear.” Ha!
Should’ve read those Yelp reviews first, Rob!!
Ch-ch-check out the interview (below) to hear the star’s full story — and watch him get grilled about his early modeling days!
[Image via NBC/YouTube]
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Late-night comedy hosts delighted in the opening of impeachment hearings against President Donald Trump on Wednesday, making the best out of what turned out to be an unsuccessful day for Democrats seeking to remove him from office.
In today’s TV news roundup, Netflix announced the premiere date for “Seth Meyers: Lobby Baby” and Epix released a trailer for “Belgravia.” CASTING AMC announced that “Succession” actor Sarah Snook, David Costabile (“Breaking Bad”) and Sonya Cassidy (“Lodge 49”) have been cast in its upcoming anthology series from Will Bridges and Brett Goldstein. The still-to-be-titled series is set 15 years into the […]
Next month Netflix is jumping right from scares to cares as the HOLIDAY season officially begins.
The streaming giant is overloading you with content in November, starting with all things Christmas! From the Vanessa Hudgens fantasy rom com The Knight Before Christmas and the Rob Lowe/Kristin Davis couple comedy Christmas In The Wild to the animated feature Klaus and the adaptation of John Green YA book Let It Snow — and of course a new series of The Great British Baking Show: Holidays — it’s going to be a packed holiday season…
But along with the lighter, warmer content there’s also some highly anticipated crime drama, with Kerry Washington‘s powerhouse performance in American Son and the long-awaited Martin Scorsese epic The Irishman, which reunites Robert De Niro and Al Pacino at the edge of the uncanny valley with some de-aged movie magic. Now that’s cinema. (Except, y’know, straight to Netflix.)
Finally, the other big push this month (SO MUCH CONTENT) is for royal intrigue. The Crown is finally returning, with its post-time jump grown-up Season Three cast led by Oscar winner Olivia Colman and two-time nominee Helena Bonham Carter. And then you can go way, way back to the time of Henry V, played by Timothee Chalamet in The King — with exciting performances by Robert Pattinson and Timmy’s IRL luvvah Lily-Rose Depp.
Can you even handle this November N-overload??
See everything coming and going next month (below)!
Available November 1
American Son — NETFLIX TELEVISION EVENT
Atypical: Season 3 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Barbie Dreamhouse Adventures: Go Team Roberts: Season 1
Billy on the Street
Christmas in the Heartlands
Drive — NETFLIX FILM
Elliot the Littlest Reindeer
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Hache — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Hello Ninja — NETFLIX FAMILY
Holiday in the Wild — NETFLIX FILM
How to Be a Latin Lover
Mars: Season 2
Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans: Seasons 1-2
Paid in Full
Queer Eye: We’re in Japan! — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Spitfire: The Plane that Saved the World
The Christmas Candle
The Deep: Season 3
The King — NETFLIX FILM
The Man Without Gravity — NETFLIX FILM
The Matrix Reloaded
The Matrix Revolutions
True: Grabbleapple Harvest — NETFLIX FAMILY
We Are the Wave — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
A Holiday Engagement
The Devil Next Door — NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY
The End of the F***ing World: Season 2 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Seth Meyers: Lobby Baby — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power: Season 4 — NETFLIX FAMILY
Tune in for Love — NETFLIX FILM
Undercover Brother 2
SCAMS — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
The Body Remembers When the World Broke Open
Busted!: Season 2 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
The Great British Baking Show: Holidays: Season 2 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Greatest Events of WWII in HD Colour — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Green Eggs and Ham — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Let It Snow — NETFLIX FILM
Paradise Beach — NETFLIX FILM
Wild District: Season 2 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Little Things: Season 3 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj: Volume 5 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
A Single Man
Chief of Staff: Season 2 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Harvey Girls Forever!: Season 3 — NETFLIX FAMILY
Jeff Garlin: Our Man In Chicago — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Maradona in Mexico — NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY
The Stranded — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Avlu: Part 2 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
The Club — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Earthquake Bird — NETFLIX FILM
GO!: The Unforgettable Party — NETFLIX FAMILY
House Arrest — NETFLIX FILM
I’m with the Band: Nasty Cherry — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Klaus — NETFLIX FILM
Llama Llama: Season 2 — NETFLIX FAMILY
The Toys That Made Us: Season 3 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
The Crown: Season 3 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Iliza: Unveiled — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
No hay tiempo para la verguenza — NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY
Bikram: Yogi, Guru, Predator — NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY
Lorena, la de pies ligeros — NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY
The Knight Before Christmas — NETFLIX FILM
Mortel — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Dino Girl Gauko — NETFLIX FAMILY
Dolly Parton’s Heartstrings — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
The Dragon Prince: Season 3 — NETFLIX FAMILY
High Seas: Season 2 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Meet the Adebanjos: Seasons 1-3
Mon frère — NETFLIX FILM
Nailed It! Holiday!: Season 2 — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Narcoworld: Dope Stories — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Nobody’s Looking — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Singapore Social — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Trolls: The Beat Goes On!: Season 8 — NETFLIX FAMILY
End of Watch
Dirty John: Season 1
Mike Birbiglia: The New One — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Super Monsters Save Christmas — NETFLIX FAMILY
True: Winter Wishes — NETFLIX FAMILY
Broken — NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY
The Irishman — NETFLIX FILM
Holiday Rush — NETFLIX FILM
John Crist: I Ain’t Prayin For That — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Merry Happy Whatever — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Mytho — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Atlantics — NETFLIX FILM
Chip and Potato: Season 2 — NETFLIX FAMILY
I Lost My Body — NETFLIX FILM
La Reina del Sur: Season 2
The Movies That Made Us — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Sugar Rush Christmas — NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Levius — NETFLIX ANIME
And here’s everything that’s going (below)!
Leaving November 1
A Dog’s Life
As Good as It Gets
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Recess: Taking the Fifth Grade
Romeo Is Bleeding
Scary Movie 2
Seal Team Six: The Raid on Osama Bin Laden
Sex and the City: The Movie
The Bank Job
The Bishop’s Wife
The House Bunny
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Sixth Sense
Last Tango in Halifax: Season 1-3
Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond the Lobby: Season 1
Blue Bloods: Season 1-8
Continuum: Season 1-4
Nikita: Season 1-4
The Red Road: Season 1-2
Life Unexpected: Season 1-2
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Far-left pop icon Cher reacted to the deadly shootings over the weekend by renewing calls for President Donald Trump’s impeachment on the grounds that he has stoked “the fires of hate that has lead to mass shootings” which are causing “death, destruction, and despair.”
Late-night hosts reacted to the mass shootings that devastated communities in El Paso, Texas, and Dayton Ohio, slamming President Trump, calling for gun control and urging lawmakers to “f*cking do something” in the wake of the devastation.
Left-wing documentary filmmaker Michael Moore said that as much as he admires former Vice President and Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe Biden, he believes Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VM) is the best candidate to defeat President Donald Trump in next year’s election.
Tuesday on NBC’s “Late Night,” former Rep. Beto O’Rourke (D-TX), a candidate for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination, argued that given many Americans view immigration as a problem in some respects, it was the “best possible problem” for the country.
Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) told Seth Meyers on Monday night, “My testosterone sometimes makes me want” to punch the “elderly out-of-shape” Trump.
Kate McKinnon, a consummate political impersonator, took Marianne Williamson as her latest subject on “Late Night with Seth Meyers” following Thursday night’s Democratic debate. “Gosh, I wish there was an ‘SNL’ show this week,” said McKinnon, of the missed opportunity to skewer the debates on the sketch show. Meyers pointed out that time might be […]
The left-wing late-night hosts roasted presidential candidate Joe Biden in response to what many are calling his calamitous debate performance on Thursday night.
The jokes were as fresh as Bill de Blasio’s interruptions. Jimmy Fallon, Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah all broadcast their late-night programs live Wednesday night, part of an effort that has quickly become de rigueur to capture audiences tuning in to a big event tied to U.S. elections. While CBS’ “Late Show,” Comedy […]
Rihanna clearly hasn’t spent all her time “day drinking” lately. There was a method behind the madness of seeing her in seemingly carefree mode as she downed shots with Seth Myers last week on late-night TV. She was in full promotion mode — but for the Fenty fashion line, a new designer label she’s launching […]
Seth Meyers has made no secret of his love for Rihanna. As the “Late Night” host told Jimmy Fallon in February, he’s “fully in love” with the pop star slash business mogul (he clarified that his wife is fine with it because “she’s also in love with Rihanna — it’s what we have in common”). […]
They found Veuve in a Hostess place! Wait, what?!
Rihanna and Seth Meyers — the second-most unlikely one-two combo in day-drinking history — hit the bar for a HIGHlarious segment that aired on Late Night With Seth Meyers on Thursday night… and it seriously makes us wish WE were the ones day drinking with the Caribbean queen!!!
The Grammy winner was game to go along with Meyers as he produced a series of drinks he’d created based on her songs, and as you can see, some of the cocktails are hilariously bad!!! Then, Seth pulled out a game based on iconic outfits RiRi has worn in the past… which, if we’re being honest, was a LOT safer than some of those highly suspect libation creations! LOLz!
Later, the Diamonds in the Sky singer was game for advice from the late night host — he suggested at one point she should quit music and go to pilot school — before giving him a makeover with her iconic Fenty Beauty collection! So much to do in a LONG day drinking clip! And so much patience showed by Rihanna as Seth got funnier… and messier! Ha!!!
Ch-ch-check out the full clip (above) and let us know what you think of it in the comments (below), but, uhhh, maybe don’t try to replicate any of the late night host’s newly-created drinks at home! They don’t look safe! LOLz!!!
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The left-wing late-night hosts wasted no time tearing down White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders on Thursday night after it was announced that she was stepping down from the podium.